Devil’s Parker 51 Pen stolen from Satan’s pocket
This is the first item of Samuel Goldstein’s private collection up for auction. It’s a luxury Parker 51 pen that belonged to the Devil himself and was stolen from Satan’s pocket right after signing a deal with him.
If you want to know the full story of this luciferian item, please read further. I’ll try to reproduce its tale as it was told to me by my grandfather.
The following events took place in a small town lost in Argentina’s vast and forgotten North, about half a century ago. Our main character was a common burglar, a chicken thief that one unlucky night got caught by the local police. Thrown to a filthy prison for a couple of days, he shared there a cell with a very strange and obscure man, a person convicted for killing at least three nuns. This silent individual was a devotee of “San la Muerte” (a powerful entity sometimes associated with the Devil) whose cult grew massive among Argentinian criminals. Both of them mutually confided all their difficulties and ambitions, and in almost no time at all, they became fond of each other. When our robber got finally kicked out of jail, his cell mate scribbled some weird symbols in the floor, lightened a red candle and said: “He will appear to you anytime soon. Take advantage of the deal”. After that, the assassin spitted cheap whiskey over the flame, snuffing it.
That night, while sleeping in a barn, the burglar felt a pestilent sulfur odor, so strong, that woke him up. Then someone entered the place… An average human figure came out of the shadows and stared at him with a pair of sinister eyes. Half drunk as he was after celebrating the end of his short stance in prison, he overlooked the terrible nature of that manifestation. Much to his disgrace, may I add.
He surely was confused. At first, the thief thought that that man was the owner of the land and feared to end up again behind bars just for trespassing private property. But eventually, while hearing the persuasive voice of the stranger, he remembered his confined friend’s uncanny ritual and the premonitory goodbye words. And finally understood the true identity of that “man” he had in front of him.
There were no presentations whatsoever. The Devil said something like: “We both know what the other wants. Sign here and I’ll concede it”, and offered him a rolled paper along with the pen. When the burglar said “Ok”, the Devil took the thief’s left hand and made a fast cut with his sharp nail. Blood begun to flow and the Devil added: “Lets use this as ink”. After the contract was sealed with a human signature, Lucifer saved paper and pen into his pocket and was about to leave the barn when, suddenly, a white dove arrived flying directly towards Satan, and punched him in his chest. That was an odd situation indeed: a human-like demon with a bird flapping hysterically around him… And the thief, excited by the overall consternation, decided to keep a “souvenir” of such a bizarre encounter. So, in one of his usual kleptomaniacal raptures, he bravely slipped his hand into Satan’s pocket and grabbed the pen. The robbery went unnoticed (or at least that’s what the thief thought), because the Devil seemed only interested in breaking the dove’s neck, something that was attained with one skillful wrist movement. Then, Lucifer said in an impossible low pitch voice: “Another miscarried one”, and, offering the cleanest smile the burglar ever saw, he disappeared into the night.
From next day on, things started to change for the burglar. A local politician hired him to perform some dirty work, threatening his adversaries, keeping in order some illegal businesses. That was the kick-start of an unstoppable career that was crowned, a decade later, with a first son to be born from the womb of the gorgeous and wealthy landowner’s daughter, and foremost spectacular, when the thief became the elected Mayor of the town.
On his first week as a Mayor he signed several decrees, mostly giving his consent to corrupt deals with private firms. The hooking feeling of power, the arrogance and the impunity given by a rotten political structure, made him sign all those edicts with the Parker 51 pen. He did not use blood though, but regular blue ink instead. Surprisingly (or not really), included among one of those authorized decrees was an agreement to give a huge amount of public money to restore and expand the local catholic chapel. And he signed that also, without much hesitation. But the consequences of that cynical act were not so good…
A couple of days later, some terrible news interrupted the burglar’s peaceful afternoon at the Town Hall: his pregnant wife had died in a car accident. He left the building and hurried to where the crash took place. And upon his arrival, he recognized not only the devastated corpse, but also a shocking sulfur odor that he remembered instantly. He stayed there for less than two minutes. Then he returned to his office, buried every attempt to investigate what really happened under tons of bureaucracy paperwork, and resigned to his charge. That was the last time he used the Parker 51.
That night he traveled to a neighbor town to contact a well known priest (that happened to be a demonologist with several successful exorcisms in his resume). They talked for a couple of hours and the burglar confessed to the cleric the story of the pickpocketed pen. He also handed the pen to the priest for him to keep. The burglar received the priest’s blessing, jumped into his car and left the town. No one saw him again.
How come the pen was added to the Goldstein Collection you may wonder. Well, the priest was a friend of my grandfather, they met a couple of times and maintained written contact every now and then. In 1983 the cleric was diagnosed with a terminal disease so he gave the Parker 51 to my grandfather and told him its obscure origins.
Now, about the pen… The Parker 51 was regarded (and still is) as the best fountain pen ever made. It has a clever “vacumatic” system to fill its barrel with ink. A beautiful gold filled metal cap with parallel lines engraved all over it and a top pearlescent jewel.
The vacumatic system was sure a standout feature if you consider the sick use this pen had. As explained above, the Devil demanded to sign the contracts with blood. So I guess that, for that purpose, this was the usual procedure: to inflict a slight cut in the signatory’s skin, then, when blood arises, to recline swiftly the nib over the injury, and finally, to pull back the Parker’s diaphragm sucking blood with this movement, filling the container. In fact, if you look close enough, the nib still has some creepy stain marks, nor red neither blue (something between cyan and magenta), that I suppose were a product of mixing blood fluid and common ink.
The pen’s hood have some strange marks in its front. These scratches seem made by an extremely hard and sharp fingernail or some sort of tiny claw.
The outer part of the barrel shows also some inscriptions such as a mysterious number 7, a cabbalistic tiny digit which was profoundly engraved.
This is what I know so far about the devilish Parker 51 pen. But if you want to ask me something, I’ll try to answer all your questions. Just contact me or leave a comment and I’ll do my best to clarify the story of this bizarre item.
Comments
9 Responses to “Devil’s Parker 51 Pen stolen from Satan’s pocket”
Leave a Reply
[…] wrote an interesting post today on Devilâ
How many items of Goldstein’s will you be selling all together? I look forward to seeing more, and good luck finding that video!
funny how the captcha word i just had to type in was ‘wisdom’
funny because this site is seriously moronic
tell your granddad through your radio receiver that his site makes you sound fucking crazy
Hi Jeremy. My grandfather gathered loads of interesting stuff. So you won’t be disappointed. Thanks for your interest and see you around.
[…] Goldstein Collection’s first item was sold. I’m amazed. But I also realized that I better catch a faster pace if I want to […]
aerosmith baby, please don’t go mp3…
ac/dc back in black aerosmith nine lives jailbreak ac/dc…
beastiality and furry stories…
up skirt camel toe amateur sex videos free men masterbating each other…
free latina porn clips…
free 8th st latinas hentai movies for free cute young latin boys…
[…] right after signing a deal with him. It was part of a private collection but now is listed on eBay.read more | digg […]